I'm a- (Bleep) I'm an- (Bleep)
I'm a dirty little bastard who does not like to admit when I'm wrong
I'm a stunted adolescent 17 and 27
Who's been coasting down this hill for too long
I commute on the subway, 9 AM on a Monday
Leave my heart at the end of the line
If I drop at my stop hope it's painless at the top
And at my funeral my mom doesn't cry
Cuz I've been waiting on edge
For a man at the end of his rope to put his fist through my head
And I'm expecting the worst
Cuz I know bad things come in little pieces at first
When will you swallow your pride and accept a life of 9-To-5's?
When will you be falling in line?
Cuz we'd like to thank you for your time
Yes, we'd like to thank you for your time
I just love to be the worst
What is kindness really worth
If I dont get to run my mouth all the time?
I dont care what I say I just push people away
And I don't notice 'til they're out of my life
And I've been waiting all night
For a dumb fuck five drinks deep to push me into a fight
And imma make sure it hurts
Cuz I know good things come to those who reach for them first
When will you swallow your pride and accept a life of 9-To-5's?
When will you be falling in line?
Cuz we'd like to thank you for your time
Yes, we'd like to thank you for your time
