Teenage FBI

I'm so embarrassed by myself from three years ago Which makes me wonder if three years from now I'll be embarrassed of all the things I was today and I'm losing sleep over when, why, and how I seem to be stuck between trying to grow up And wishing I could be 17 If I'm so embarrassed by feeling so young Why can't I pick up the phone? When it rings And the Teenage FBI keeps callin' They've been outside since they figured out that I'm still stallin' I'm losing everything, so might as well go all in Grab the cash and hit the pedal Yeah, get out fast and I'll be a rebel With you, oh, with you Yeah, with you, yes, with you Brother, I don't mean to get too philosophical but The ship of Theseus is stressin' me out I'm worried I replaced all the pieces you used to be in It's like I might have let your younger version down I'm reachin' the age where nostalgia is dangerous And brother, we're both runnin' out time Since when was it a crime to wish we were Still playin' video games made in 2005? And the Teenage FBI keeps callin' They've been outside since they figured out that I'm still stallin' I'm losing everything, so might as well go all in Grab the cash and hit the pedal Yeah, get out fast and I'll be a rebel With you, oh, with you Yeah, with you, yes, with you Haven't been caught yet Haven't been caught dead I'm sure I'll tire out, after a while and take back what I've said Then I won't resist those cuffs, I'll have spent enough time Wastin' time till I die and I'm murdered in cold blood Haven't been caught yet Haven't been caught dead But I've logged too many winters of too little time well spent I won't resist those cuffs, I'll have spent enough time Wasting time till I die and they decide to hang up And the Teenage FBI keeps callin' They've been outside since they figured out that I'm still stallin' I'm losing everything, so might as well go all in Grab the cash and hit the pedal Yeah, get out fast and I'll be a rebel With you, oh, with you Yeah, with you, yes, with you