Make 'Em Laugh

*SPOKEN* So remember, Short people have long face, Long people have short faces, Big people have little humour, And little people have no humour at all! And in the words of that immortal bard, Samuel J. Snodgrass, As he was about to be led to zee guillotine: *MUSIC* Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? My dad said "Be an actor, my son, But be a comical one!" They'll be standing in lines, For those old honky tonk monkey shines! Now you could study Shakespeare, be quite elite, And you could charm the crtics and have nothing to et, Just slip on a banana peel, The world's at your feet! Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, But give it plenty of hoke!" Make em roar, Make em scream, Take a fall, Bust a wall, Split seam! You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace, You wiggle til they're gigglin all over the place, Then you get a great big custard pie in the face! Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, *INSTRUMENTAL* Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laugh, Make em laughhhhh!