Fatso

When push comes shovin' And hands come marchin' It's time to roll up both your sleeves No time for puddin' Don't pay the bill, man Just tip 'er twice before you leave Let them march the meatheads Drive the big machines I'll take the favored one-night stands To sweeten up my dreams Two-week vacations No place to go The sun is on my back, so Fuck 'em all, let's go I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right Bills to the left Money to the right Girls to the left Baggage to the right Smart phone Sally's stupid Textin' outta control Fatso's got Viagra And Peruvian gold No time to waste Eight hours to go Until I'm at my death, so Let the good times roll It's a good-girl, bad-boy, upside-down world It's a bad-girl, upside-down-world-dad girl It's a good-girl, bad-boy, upside-down world I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right Money to the left Cops to the right Girls to the left A little magic on the right Girls to the left Daddies to the right Levies on the left Cookies on the right It's a good-world, bad-girl, upside-down world It's a good-world, bad-world, upside-down girl Everybody's laughin' 'cause they don't want to drown in the tears of joy