If You Wanna Be Happy

F. Guida, C. Guida, and J. Royster If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife Go from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her, then she'll start To do the things that'll break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks a meal on time She'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife Go from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife Go from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you