Now somewhere in black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
One day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that
He said, "I'm gonna get that boy"
So one day walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon
And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
And Rocky had come, equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Well, now she and her man, who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner
Now the doctor come in, stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said, "Rocky, you met your match"
And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch
And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"
And now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
And Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival, yeah
