Bingo Song

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls It's now time for bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Get ya dabbers out Bingo! Bingo! And don't forget to shout! ("EAR") Bingo! Bingo! And let me hear your calls And don't forget to tell the chairman to shake up his balls Oh every night I like playing bingo (bingo) Twenty Benson Hedges and a beer (wa-haha-hey!) It's always lots of fun, sat there on ya bum And if you win, stand up and shout "EAR YOU ARE!" There's lots of money to be won on bingo (bingo) When playing, all our faces look quite glum But when we win the line, on number sixty-nine All the club can shout out "YUM YUM YUM" (Hey) Bingo! Bingo! Get ya dabbers out Bingo! Bingo! Don't forget to shout! ("EAR") Bingo! Bingo! And let me hear your calls And don't forget to tell the chairman to shake up his balls I like it when they call out legs eleven Doctors orders mark off number nine Me dabber's running out (oh bloody hell) I'm just about to shout (no!) Sweating for one number on the line (sweating) It's getting very near to someone calling (PULL IT) And you can feel the tension rise a bit A woman shouts out "EAR" The caller shouts out "where" And all the rest of us, we shout "ah shit" (wahey!) Bingo! Bingo! Get ya dabbers out - come on Bingo! Bingo! And don't forget to shout! ("EAR") Bingo! Bingo! Let me hear your calls And don't forget to tell the chairman to shake up his balls Top of the shop, that'll be blind ninety (9-0) Kelly's plonker mark off number one (number one) Now I don't wanna dance I think I've wee'd my pants Bingo is the best, it's so much fun (wa-haha-hey!) Write your name on the back of the ticket (tickets) You could win the sweeping up prize too (a quid!) I've had no luck tonight The caller has been shite Oh dear, what am I gonna do? (I know!) Bingo! Bingo! Get ya dabbers out - come on Bingo! Bingo! And don't forget to shout! ("EAR") Bingo! Bingo! Let me hear your calls And don't forget to tell the chairman to shake up his balls So Bingo! Bingo! Get ya dabbers out - come on Bingo! Bingo! Don't forget to shout! "EAR" Bingo! Bingo! And let me hear your calls And don't forget to tell the chairman to shake up his balls Don't forget to tell the chairman to Shake up His balls! I LOVE BINGO! Yeah!