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I've seen a lot of things in my life
A lot of crazy things
Things that make smile and laugh
Things that make me sing
But I stumbled on something new last Thursday
And I wasn't sure what to think
So I took a quick picture
And I called up my friend
And that's when she told me
I found a pug
And if you're mean to it
I'll f you up
La di da a pug
He's got a mashed up face
And he's the size of a mug
A pug
I've got the face of a man
And I'm the size of a boy
And I like to play with all my...
Pugs
People think it's cool
Some people think it's funny
And the one that thinks it's normal
Imma callin' her my honey
Callin' and wallin' but right now I'm stallin'
Cause I ran out of life to talk about
Not much going on besides my two best friends
My friend and this little tiny really, really, really whiny pug
And if you're mean to it
I'll f you up
La di da a pug
He's got a mashed up face
And he's the size of a mug
A pug
