Flat Ass

I have a flat ass. There are no songs about that #MargaretCho reposted that on Instagram But, I quickly found a tune for her flat ass Just minutes after reading that Here's proof, that she was wrong Because I found out there's such a song I just hope that she won't feel wronged Once I play her flat ass' song I have a flat ass. There are no songs about that #MargaretCho reposted that on Instagram I have something that, I will confess to you But, promise me that you won't tell a soul I once watched a tape of Margaret Cho Oh no, no, no, no don't you get excited It wasn't like a sex tape you are all expected It's about her own comedy Asking herself whether or not she was gay But, her brilliant mind finds out she was just horny I have a flat ass. There are no songs about that And that my friends got stuck on this brain! As long as it has a crack Dear M.C., worry not If your ass is flat Don't be sad, but be glad You might have your flat ass But, I'd like you to know There's a song just for that Here's one for you