You and Me (Team Fortress 2 Song)

Hold on, Sit tight, Don't be impulsive. I can't keep you healthy when you're acting so reckless. I want to fight! Why so compulsive? Charging in is stupid and entirely reckless. Take a moment I urge you, To consider the facts. Boring. I can't possibly save you from thousands of wounds encoured by brazen attacks! Why not? You, me we're in this together. Can we please be just a bit more clever? Do you hear me? Heavy do you ever use your head? That guy's gonna end up dead. Calm down, just chill. Don't be a baby Hey! Counter strikes are pointless if your not thinking clearly. What?! Stay put, stand still and then just maybe you and me can hatch a plan. ... And make them pay? Dearly. Heavy just want to crush them, Stomp them into the ground. Yes of course but. If we carelessly rush them I'm sorry to say we will not be around for long. You, me we can win this battle, You are puny, I'm as strong as cattle, You will heal me, Heavy uses gattling gun and then... This is not what I meant. Enemy will end up dead. There are a few complications. They have a scout sniffing us out and a Pyro. Hah! Tiny men. There engineers turret is here on the crest. Hah! I eat turrets for breakfast. They have a spy sniffing us out and a sniper. My Sandvich! There demo man's armed with the Man Co's very best. Okay, you win let's kick their keisters. No one shoots at heavy while he's eating his Sandvich. The doc is in, Prepare the Uber! I will take the payload while we have the advantage. Sure they may see us coming, But we don't really care With my medigun humming W'ell blow them away so we should say a few prayers because, You, me baby we're invincible, and victory is our only principle, We may be fully unconvincable as well., But nothing can stop us! It's me, you hanging by a wire but we'll get through our own friendly fires. Going, pew, pew, should've picked a darker coat of red, Now you're gonna end up dead.