Coincidance

The first man's name was Kiki He wore such little pants His brother was the champion But Kiki loved to dance The second man was Choo Choo A master of romance He loved the damsel in distress But not as much as dance And then one day, it happened They went off to the world They went on to a journey Idolized by the boys and girls They learned so many lessons In all the foreign lands But no matter where they wound up They never stopped the dance One day inside the station In Amsterdam perchance The man were standing side by side By the man with the crooked glance Then turned to face each other It was just happenstance That these two men would meet that day And do that faithful dance Wow, you can really dance Wow, you can really dance He went He went They said, "We've both been dancing all this time What a coincidance!" And then they danced together Like no one's danced before The diplomats were dancing Then cancelled all the wars (no more) The whole world celebrated With no more violence And all because these men crossed path What a coincidance! Dance-dance-dance-dance Dance-dance-dance-dance Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... Let's dance