Fellas, my old lady is worrying me about getting a job again
I told her, "Okay, I'll go to work, if you can find me a job like this"
Go to work at 12, get off at one
An hour off for lunch, and my day's work is done
And it's alright, I don't mind if I do
Yeah, the old recruiting Sergeant was talking to me about going in the army
I said, "Okay, I'll give it a try if we can do it like this"
I'll be the sergeant, you'll be the private
Guarantee me that I'll get out alive
And it's alright, I don't mind if I do
Ow!
Yeah
I ain't no fool
Now, my girlfriend is always talking about getting married
I said, "Okay, I'll work down the aisle with you
But after the honeymoon, it's gonna be like this"
You get a job, I'll sleep all day
And maybe we could get along that way
And it's alright, I don't mind if I do
And it's alright, I don't mind if I do
And it's alright, I don't mind if I do
