I'm a Cowboy

I'm a cowboy Yes I am And last summer, on my fortieth birthday I deserved the biggest stupid sign You could ever give an individual I decided on my fortieth birthday I was gonna become a rough stock Bareback rider in the rodeo Not a good age to start this little hobby Guess I better tell the wife Pumpkin You ain't gonna believe this I'm going to bareback riding school and she goes, are you stupid Ha-ha I guess But I am a cowboy I'm a cowboy Yes I am Make no mistake about it I'm a rodeo man I ain't never been afraid to take the bull by the horns I've been a cowboy since the day I was born I'm a cowboy Yes I am I get to the arena The horse is in the chute But it's not even a buckin' horse ya'll It's a trainer The horse still has a halter with a lead rope on it alright But, I get behind the chutes and my coach starts callin' me cowboy which is psyching me up I mean if he'd just call me bill I'd have like, hey let's just blow this off But I get behind the chutes and he goes I knew you'd show up, 'cause you're a cowboy I believe you're a cowboy Hey, are you a cowboy I said yes I am a cowboy I'm a cowboy Yes I am Make no mistake about it I'm a rodeo man Living for a minute When they pull that gate Countin' every second down And prayin' for eight I'm a cowboy, yes I am My coach goes Alright cowboy, when you're ready You dip that hat and we're gonna let him go I said, shh, let's go They slammed, the gate open And lead the horse out, by the rope Like you would do with your kids But I'm spurring this horse, like I'm at the national finals rodeo man I'm just woah, Woah oh-oh And my coach is screaming You got him cowboy, you got him I said you dang right I got him I am a cowboy 'Bout that time, I hear my coach go get him hank Hank is my, coaches dog Who's only job, is to make this horse mad Hank jumps up and bites this horse on the butt And this horse freaked He did this lunge buck, and I'm airborne I'm a cowboy yes I am Make no mistake about it I'm a rodeo man I ain't never been afraid to take, the bull by the horns I've been a cowboy, since the day I was born I'm a cowboy Yes I am And my coach goes, well bill I said oh now it's bill He said you wanna ride that horse again I said no But I got to know one thing Did that horse buck He goes yeah why And I go, 'cause I am a cowboy I'm a cowboy Yes I am