I Love New York

I don't like cities

But I like New York

Other places

Make me feel like a dork

Los Angeles is for

People who sleep

Paris and London

Baby, you can keep

Other cities always make me mad

Other places always make me sad

No other city ever made me glad except New York

I love New York, I love New York, I love New York

If you don't like my attitude

Then you can F off

Just go to Texas

Isn't that where they golf?

New York is not for little pussies who scream

If you can't stand the heat

Then get off of my street

Other cities always make me mad

Other places always make me sad

No other city ever made me glad except New York

I love New York, I love New York, I love New York

I love New York, I love New York, I love New York, I love New York