I Make Hamburgers

My first customer was Megan

She came in for a hamburger with the lot, no meat

"Hey, that's a salad roll", I said and we started goin' out

My second customer was Susan

She came in for diet Pepsi morning tea

Each day and I said, "you don't need to be on a diet"

"Do you wanna come out tonight?"

I said, I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money

And he'll take us to the bars where they got a view

He'll buy us those beers, they give it you in bottles

They put lemon in the top and it don't taste too bad, I'm tellin' you

Tellin' you

My third customer was Maria

She came in for hot chips and sauce, "more sauce", she said

I said, "now you're talkin' and she took me home to meet her mother"

My fourth customer was Sandy

She came in for nothing I could see, except me

So it was I too, was eatin' a hamburger of sorts within an hour

When I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

Then I take 'em out to dinner and I, and I give 'em all a whirl

And if they work I keep 'em, if they don't, I keep 'em too

But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls like you

I said I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money

And he'll take us to the bars where they got a view

He'll buy us those beers, they give it you in bottles

They put lemon in the top and it don't taste too bad, I'm tellin' you

Tellin' you

When I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

Then I take 'em out to dinner and I, and I give 'em all a whirl

And if they work I keep 'em, if they don't, I keep 'em too

But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls

When I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

And if they work I keep 'em, if they don't, I keep 'em too

When I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

Then I take 'em out to dinner

And if they work I keep 'em, if they don't, I keep 'em too

But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

Then I take 'em out to dinner

And if they work I keep 'em, if they don't, I keep 'em too