Back To The Hotel

V town brother, check it out, I'm about to throw down

Dick in hand, you should've had your toke down

A little city, chilling in the North Bay

Needless to say, my boys don't play fool

Yorker siding, you know how the song goes

In the back, sipping purple Chongos

Don't look for trouble but it aways seems to find us, forty

Gripping panties, sipping, and the seats are right behind us

Quick left, one blow, K O

Hit the road to the next episode

In the saga of a few fellas

Oh, what the hell? I guess I better tell ya

It's Friday night, I got a brand new kick on

A fifth of Henny, for me to get bent on

Hit the country club then picked up ML

Eighty west, back to the hotel

At the telly, Bones was doing butt work

Johnny Z had his hand up a miniskirt

The Latina in the corner started to flirt

And I knew that when she saw me, baby doll was gonna jaw me

Set for the night so I took her to my ride

Grab my Mickey and my Buddha and I met her outside

Who ride, brother striking through to be seen

A Lexus for hundred to the triple gold Z's

Acid in my bottle, so I gotta get some more

Put the pedal to the metal, back to the liquor store

'Cause you know what I mean when I'm feeling kinda funky

A sick honkey, straight going donkey

Money in my sock, Jimmy in the glove

Laying in the Lexus, I'm about to make good love

And burn rubber up the block

Back to the telly, I gotta get some new cock

New cock

Oh no, could it be?

I just got a page and a broad wanna to do me

Hooked it up, told her meet me at the hotel

She had a friend with her so I called TL

Soothe me up, Sally want to meet Dick

And Monty licked, so try and make it real quick

Man where's this mother fucker at? Shit

Ah yeah, I jumped in the F train

But wait a minute, we gotta hit the store, man

I got to get some gum and some Tic-Tacs

Two tall cans and a packet of Blackjack's

We got the goods, now we're heading for the ho down

There goes the telly, so fella, won't you slow down?

Park the ride in the front like a sick one

Just in case, we gotta bust a quick one

Lock the load, lets go look for like one eighteen

But lay low 'cause I really don't want to be seen

Is this the room?

Ah yeah, that's the right one

I got the black broad and you got the white one

So hit the lights, man, I just might, man

Try and throw this thing all night and

Get her so sprung that she'll drop some ale

So I can catch, turn, and hit another hotel