The Return of Jackie and Judy

Jackie is a punk

Judy is a runt

They went down to the Mudd Club

And they both got drunk

Oh yeah

Whoa oh

Jackie is a bookie

Judy's taking loans

They both came up to New York

Just to see the Ramones

Oh yeah

Whoa oh

And oh, I don't know why she wrote that letter

Oh no, oh no

Oh I don't know why

We won't forget her, oh no

Jackie's playing hooky

Judy's playing pool

They both got caught for cutting

Got to go to summer school

Oh yeah

Whoa oh

Jackie's scalping tickets

Judy's getting harassed

They both got kicked outside

Didn't have a backstage pass

Oh yeah

Whoa oh

And oh, I don't why she wrote that letter

Oh no, oh no

Oh, I don't know why

Don't know what's on her mind

I don't know, no, I don't know

But I can't stand to see her crying

She's still crying, she ain't trying

She's going to get left behind

Nobody wants you, nobody wants you

Jackie is a punk

Judy is a runt

They went down to the Mudd Club

And they both got drunk

Oh yeah

Whoa oh

Jackie's playing hooky

Judy's playing pool

They both got caught for cutting

Got to go to summer school

Oh yeah

Whoa oh

And oh, I don't why she wrote that letter

Oh no, oh no

Oh, I don't know why