Everything's Just Wonderful

Do you think

Everything, everyone, is going mental

It seems to me, it's spiraling

Out of control, and it's inevitable

Now, don't you think this time is yours?

This time is mine, it's temperamental

It seems to me, we're on all fours

Crawling on our knees, someone help us, please

Oh, Jesus Christ almighty

Do I feel alright? No, not slightly

I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it

It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage

It's very funny 'cause I got your fuckin' money

And I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit

Oh, well, I guess I mustn't grumble

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh, yes, I'm fine

Everythings just wonderful

I'm havin' the time of my life

Don't you want something else

Something new than what we've got here?

And don't you feel it's all the same?

Some sick game and it's so insincere

I wish I could change the ways

Of the world, make it a nice place

Until that day, I guess we stay

Doin' what we do, screwin' who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night?

Don't say it's gonna be alright

I wanna be able to eat spaghetti Bolognese

And not feel about it for days and days and days

All the magazines, they talk about weight loss

If I buy those jeans, I can look like Kate Moss

I know it's not the life that I chose

But I guess that's just the way that things go

Oh, yes, I'm fine

Everythings just wonderful

I'm havin' the time of my life

Oh, yes, I'm fine

Everythings just wonderful

I'm havin' the time of my life

Oh, Jesus Christ almighty

Do I feel alright? No, not slightly

I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it

It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage

It's very funny 'cause I got your fuckin' money

And I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit

Oh, well, I guess I mustn't grumble

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh, I guess it's just the way that things go

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh, I guess it's just the way that things go

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles