Don't Look Now

Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy

Goin' places with my mom and dad

It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act

After six or seven beers she's had

We were sittin' at a table when momma got disabled

All the liquor runnin' through her head

Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin'

When he grabbed me by the arm and said

"Oh, don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out showin' everybody in town"

Faces turnin' red, we were wishin' we were dead

There were people standin' all around

When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'

And there's nothin' anybody can do

Just hope and pray, there never comes a day

When my momma's out drinkin' with you

Well, we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home

When momma said she had to go

Daddy pulled it over

We were standin' on the shoulder while mom is puttin' on a show

Then he started up the truck and momma stood up

With her pants still around her knees

When we heard momma holler, "If you give me a dollar

Well, I'll let you take a peek at these"

"Oh, don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out showin' everybody in town"

Faces turnin' red, we were wishin' we were dead

There were people standin' all around

When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'

And there's nothin' anybody can do

Oh, won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day

When my momma's out drinkin' with you

Oh, won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day

When my momma's out drinkin' with you