Hurricane Starang

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a special report from WBAD News

Hurricane Starang has just been sighted off the coast of the Hudson River

Since its materialization, this entity is responsible for the literal erosion of various sites in the east coast

Though forewarned, **** wasn't ready

Absurd amounts of shorties with reports of eradicated backdoors

Are coming in from sites varied from DC to downtown Brooklyn

Seeming to harness the power obtained from each chaotic occurrence

It now threatens to spark utter chaos along the western hemisphere

I'm Duck Down staff even when I'm by myself

I'm Boot Camp Clik even when I'm by myself

I'm Fab 5 even when I'm by myself

I'm O.G.C. even when I'm by myself

Husk! (Storm)

Husk! (Storm)

Husk! Husk!

Hang that ass up like a poster

Got **** out in Genosha who be screaming, "Eshkoshka!"

They don't know ya, so I can't see why they wanna start ya

It's a shame, Starang got more aim than an archer

MP Rock, please prepare my ship for departure

Beat these young boys' ass and make 'em run and get their father

**** get dropped from the hip-hop culture

It's the ultra emcee, fly like a vulture

One, two, I come through on the humble

Beast from the East, call me king of the jungle

Beast from the East, beast from the East

Beast from the East, beast from the East

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

When I roar like a grizzly, they say, "Damn, he gets busy"

I be Grand like Puba, but I'll move smooth with Dru Ha

Puts the 'B' in booyah, Starang coming to do ya

Scream hallelujah, but it still won't help ya

Run from O.G.C. and get caught by Heltah Skeltah

Jet to the other side, run for cover, hide

**** still wouldn't be safe even if I let 'em slide

But this ain't baseball, I'll waste y'all, ask no question

Get attacked from the back by the black Smif-N-Wessun

I be rubbishing any crew that claims that they be bubbling

Get that ass capped like them **** when they're handling

My publishing I be loving when fake rappers

Question my status when my crew be the fattest

At this, and you could ask my man, the Big Kahuna

Ka-plow, now make you say "yow" like Junior

Da Storm's in the atmosphere (You've been warned)

Move over, make room, Gunn Clappaz here

'Cause it's ill how I kick lyrical skills with the force

No joke when I leave you choking off of the exhaust

Of course, who else could it be but Mr. Starangle?

Hit that ass from every angle, they don't really wanna tangle

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

The original, ay caramba, Starang Wondah

Continuing on its destructive path

Hurricane Starang has just been labelled as the cause of the severe tree shortage

In and around the tri-state area

Ish is getting hot

Citizens are advised to renounce all fronting and policing practices

If they hope to survive the storm

Ayo, Starang

Sup, son?

Ayo, you should let 'em know exactly why you be Numba One

I don't think they understand

First of all, Starang comes first and foremost

My first instinct would be to burn y'all wack raps like toast

Fuck the first day of school, I'm on 1st Ave

At the First National Bank so I could fly first class

Ask about it and I be the first in line

Crack that ass before I even get to kick my first rhyme

I'm in the Hall like Aaron, puffing L's all day

My first commandment's to keep the fat broads away

Fresh, fly, O.G.C. be the best buy

Puff lye with my **** Tek out in Bed-Stuy

Then I come through with the wickedness

Who be kicking this? Starang, I light shit up like Christmas

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Starang coming like a hurricane licking shots

Gunn Clappa Number One with my **** O.G.C

In the aftermath of Hurricane Starang, damage reports are staggering

Billions of injuries and wide spread case of amnesia and nausea

Though accompanied by feelings of enlightenment

Conditions are a code red danger, repeat, a code red danger