You're Not In Kansas Anymore

He said I grew up near Wichita

In a Mayberry kinda town

He never liked overalls

Or haulin' hay 'til sundown

He said he dreamed about LA as he plowed away the day

On an old John Deere

I said, "Boy let me warn ya, in southern California

There's some fast trains here"

You're not in Kansas anymore

Can't be too careful, that's for sure

City lights will lead you on

Mornin' comes and they'll be gone

So write my number on your wall

And call me anytime at all

I'm so happy now, boy

You're not in Kansas anymore

He said, "Do you know where Carson lives?"

So we drove up to Malibu

Cruisin' down Sunset Strip

Oh, I let him steal a kiss or two

Under the Hollywood sign, I tried to hide a smile

As I whispered low

"I wanna be the first to tell ya

Here we say Rodeo, not rodeo"

You're not in Kansas anymore

Can't be too careful, that's for sure

City lights will lead you on

Mornin' comes and they'll be gone

So write my number on your wall

And call me anytime at all

I'm so happy now, boy

You're not in Kansas anymore

I'm so happy now, boy

You're not in Kansas anymore