Protex Blue

Standin' in the bog of a West End bar

Guy on the right leanin' over too far

Money in my pocket gonna put it in the slot

Open up the pack, see what type I got

I didn't want to hold you

I didn't want to use you

Protex, Protex blue

All I wanna do

It's a fab protective for that type of a girl

But everybody knows that she uses it well

It's the therapeutic structure I can use at will

But I don't think it fit my B.D. drill

I didn't want to hold you

I didn't want to use you

Protex, Protex blue

All I wanna do

Protex, Protex blue

All I wanna do

Sittin' in a carriage of a Bakerloo

Erotica my pocket got a packet for you

Advert on the escalator on my way home

I don't need no skin flicks, I wanna be alone

I didn't want to hold you

I didn't want to use you

Protex, Protex blue

All I wanna do, ooh, ooh

Johnny, Johnny