Hitler's Suicide Note

Everyone at my school called me a fag At home I was lied to, blowing my dad So now I would like to kill all of the Jews I just saw my gas bill and I want to die But before I go, I will tell you goodbye I will be back someday in the form of Tom Cruise In another life, I will take the world I will make it wunderbar for all the white people If you're not a white, I will make you slave Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on your face I know it sounds gay I could have lived my life in a better way I could have been nicer to gypsies and gays People in the wheelchairs I never should have raped I know this now Why did I put number tattoos on jews? However could I know the Third Reich would lose? Now that number's for how much the jews will sue But in another life, I will gas them all I will gas the jews that sell the jewelry at the mall In another life, I will make it great Until then, Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way He'll show you all the way I want to take over the world Kill all the gays It would be very great If I could only change one thing in life it'd be I'd go, and put a gas chamber in Italy I could have killed grandparents of Pauly D, but now But now it's much too late But in another life, I will take the world I will make it wunderbar for all the white people If you're not a white, I will make you slave Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on your face I know it sounds gay I want, take over the world Kill all the gays In another life, I will make it great Until then, Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way Justin Bieberg is gay