Dirty Frank

Dirty Frank Dahmer, he's a gourmet cook, yeah

I got a recipe for Anglo-Saxon soup, yeah

Wanted a pass, so she relaxed

Now the little groupie's gettin' chopped up in the back

I got a cupboard full of fleshy fresh ingredients

Uh, very careful, at the same time, quite expedient

Eats meat, a release

Bus drivin's harder on your head than on your feet

Dirty Frank, ah, Dirty Frank, yeah

Ah, Dirty Frank, ooh, ah, Dirty Frank, yeah, oh

Keeps it clean, ah, keeps it copa-septic

Uh, little boys and girls, their heads are all collected

I'm not crazy, ah, per se

Just a little strange when he gets hungry

City, state, your town, he will continue

Uh, stadiums, tiny clubs, every venue

His bus, your trust

There goes another turned into crust

Dirty Frank, ah, Dirty Frank, yeah

Ah, Dirty Frank, ooh, Dirty Frank, yeah

Yeah, oh, watch out

Why, that Dirty Frank was a bad mother

Shut your mouth, hey man, I'm just talkin' about Dirty Frank

(Those fuckin' crazy kids are driving me crazy)

Middle of the night, we're stopped the freeway shoulder

Frank's shovelin' to bury the leftovers

Ah, they're sunk, he's drunk

Now he's gonna drive, I'm hidin' in my bunk, oh

The band all knows, we're too afraid to mention

Don't wanna be part of Frank's luncheon

Uh, lose weight, uh, be safe

(Where's Mike McCready?) My God, he's been ate

Dirty Frank, ah, Dirty Frank, yeah

Dirty Frank, ooh, ah, Dirty Frank, yeah

Dirty, yeah, Frank, Dirty Frank, yeah

Dirty Frank, oh, Dirty Frank, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ah, yeah

Oh, he's gone fruit loops, it's the perfect job

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Cook 'em just to see the look on their face

Dirty Frank, Dirty Frank, yeah

Dirty Frank was a bad mother

(Shut your mouth) Hey man, I'm just talkin' about Dirty Frank

Dirty Frank, Dirty Frank, yeah

Dirty Frank

Dirty Frank

Okay, I think that's enough