Bad Blue Jay

Are you a bad blue jay? (Yes, sir)

Did you eat my seeds? (Yes, sir)

Were they good for you? (Mmm-mmm)

Is there any for me? (No, you can't grow corn)

Are you a bad blue jay? (Yes, sir)

Did you scare away the birds? (Yes, sir)

Are they ever comin' back? (No, no, no)

And their song be heard? (Tweet, tweet, tweet)

Are you a bad blue jay? (Yes, sir)

Are you pushy and loud? (Yes, sir)

Do you make a noise? (Chainsaw)

Could you turn it down? (No, no, no)

Are you a bad blue jay? (Yes, sir)

Are you mean to the bugs (Yes, sir)

Have 'em over for dinner (Please, do come)

And eat them up (Yum, yum, yum)

Ooh, be good, you bad blue jay

Ooh, be good, you bad blue jay

Ooh, please be good

Are you a bad blue jay? (Yes, sir)

Will you ever change? (Yes, sir)

What will it take? (Birthday cake)

Will you save me a slice? (No, no, no)

Are you a bad blue jay? (Yes, sir)

Do you want to change? (Yes, sir)

Will you make amends? (I will, I will)

Will you fix your ways? (Right now)

Are you a bad blue jay? (No, sir)

Did you bring me any birds? (Yes, sir)

Any seeds and bugs? (Yes, sir)

Are you quieter? (Yes, sir)

Are you a bad blue jay? (No, sir)

Are you sleepy now? (Yes, sir)

Will you close your eyes? (Blink, blink, blink)

And dream a blue black dream

Ooh, be good, you bad blue jay

Ooh, be good, you bad blue jay

Ooh, please be good

You bad blue jay