Don't Shoot (I'm a Man)

I get up every day

It's a miracle, I'm told

Somehow I live to work

So I hit the road

Squeeze into my hybrid car

Drive as fast as I can

While I scan the rooftops

Yeah, I scan the rooftops

Don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

I live in every city

All around the world

Sometimes it's way too hot

Sometimes it's frigging cold

One thing's always the same

No matter what they say

There's way too many problems

Way, way too many problems

Don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

You wish you were swingin' from the trees

You wish you were slicin' through the breeze

You wish you were king or queen

You wish you'd hit the lottery

But wishin' is for chumps

High hopin' is for fools

They'll hunt you down

And tase you, bro

For playin' with the rules

Don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

I got a big dilemma

To punt or go for broke

It's got me goin' sleepless

Well, I'm about to choke

So let me ask you something

Answer if you can

Think before you answer

There is no correct answer

So don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't shoot

I'm a man

Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro