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[Verse 1]
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
[Verse 2]
Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'
Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 3]
Ho, ho, ho
[Verse 4]
Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub
Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 5]
We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's so pale
[Verse 6]
Ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
[Verse 7]
Girls in black leather with tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes
Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 8]
We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's...
[Verse 9]
Jingle hell's bells
[Verse 10]
Ho, ho, ho
Written by: Joe Bryant, Spike O'Neill, Terry Gangstad

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