Cathy's Clown

The weightlifter and a library tech you know

Made a big decision in the magazine row

I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in

And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins

Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?

Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown

Now she's around?

The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat

Are just enough to get your Dewey Decimal back

You lift her to work just before your daily workout begins

And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins

Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?

Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown

Now she's around?

Hey!