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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Huh
[Verse 2]
A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
[Verse 3]
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants
I never get the chance this is a fine romance
[Verse 4]
Huh
[Verse 5]
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has
[Verse 6]
A fine romance with no clinches
A fine romance with no pinches
You're just as hard to land as the Île-de-France
I haven't got a chance my heart's not made of plastic
You're the reason I'm sarcastic
'Cause this is a fine, fine romance
[Verse 7]
Huh
Written by: Dorothy Fields, Jerome Kern