Oh Mommy

Oh mommy, I ain't no commie

I'm just doing what I can to live the good old all American way

It says right there in the Constitution

It's really A-OK to have a revolution

When the leaders that you choose

Really don't fit the shoes

Oh mister, I ain't no sister

I believe in the Bill of Rights

Come on don't you start a fight please

I like to wear my hair long

How can there be anything wrong

When you've already accused me twice

Of looking like Jesus Christ

Hallelujah

I'm only gettin' tired of playing Punch and Judy

I'm really half a mind to go and do my duty

Like Mr. Patrick Henry said

I got to be free or dead

Mr. Nixon, I ain't a-fixin'

To speak Spanish on a plane or polish off the Liberty Bell

I just wanna sit here on the shelf

And watch you finish off the place by yourself

Please let me do what I wanna

I'll just lay around the house and smoke marijuana, ooh

It says right there in the Constitution

It's really A-OK to have a revolution

When the leader that you made

Just don't make the grade

Oh mommy, I ain't no commie

But I hate to bust your bubble

'Cause there's gonna be some trouble soon