Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Three nights ago I was at a disco

Man, I was wantin' to bump, I was rarin' to go

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor

She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

Man, she did a dip, almost broke my hip

She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down

She wanted to bump some more but I told her no

You done knocked me down once

You done knocked me down once

Said, "If you wanna dance find you a big fat man"

Y'all gon' and get on down

Y'all gon' and get on down

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Somebody take her, she's too big for me

She done knocked me down one time

She came over to me, snatched me outta my seat

She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down

I told her to g on and leave me alone

I ain't getting down, you done hurt my hip once

I know what you do, I ain't gon' bump with you

I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down

She just shook my hand and led me to the sea

She wanted to get on down, that woman wanna get on down

She did that dip again and I hit the floor again

She was gettin' down, oh, that woman was gettin' down

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Oh, I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

I ain't gonna bump no more (With no big fat woman)

Somebody take her, I don't want her

She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down

Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down

Somebody take her, I don't want her

Say, Leroy, you can have this one too

Take the big fat woman, too, I don't want her

I can't have her now, what's it take

To handle the woman, I don't want her

Oh God, she's too big for me

She's too much for me

Somebody take her, I don't need it

Just like this, what I'm tryna say, it's just me

Oh, tired of it, baby, you got her

Woman, go and take her, go and take her

Think I'm handlin' too much for me, too much for me

She's too much for me, through with it

And I can't take her home, no

Big fat woman in a disco

Hoppin' on the dance floor

Workin', she do, bustin', do the dip

Big fat woman in a disco

Hoppin' up on the floor

Stop now you won't lighten up

You won't lighten up

You wanna ease up

You won't lighten up

Big fat woman, no, loose in the waist

We got 'em dancin', that's the way it goes

What you wanna say? Dancin' in this way

Hittin' that on the floor, hey

Huh, huh

Huh, huh

Huh, huh

Huh, huh

I'm tired, y'all

She done woke me up, she done woke me up

I'm tired, y'all, the big fat woman

Done wore me out y'all, oh, Lord, I'm tired y'all

Fallin' down, gonna take a little rest

Somebody give me rest, this big fat woman

Done wore me down, she done tied down me

She done wore me down, oh, man