Steven's Last Night In Town

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Everyone gather round now, sing us a song

Just in case by tomorrow, it happens he's gone

For two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend

I had this feeling we might never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone, now he's come back again

Last week it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now will be Steven's last night in town

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

He's charmed everyone here except Tamara Easter

Who later revealed to him, her innermost secrets

Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney

Lost points with the ladies

For sayin' he couldn't love a woman with cellulite

(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)

But we thought he was gone, now he's come back again

Last week it was funny, and now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now will be Steven's last night in town

Bop (Bop) bop (Bop) bop (Bop) bop (Bop)

Bop (Bop) bop (Bop) bop (Bop) bop (Bop)

Kick that shit, say

Ooh, kick that shit, say

Ooh, kick that shit, say

Ooh, kick that shit, say, bow

Ba-da-da-ba-da, ba-da-da-ba-da

We were talking 'bout somethin', seems like was funny

And then Steven got quiet, I think Steven was mad

Maybe he wasn't mad, but we felt very strange

In the moment, but the moment was passed and forgotten about

(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)

We thought he was gone, but now he's come back again

Last week it was funny, and now the joke's wearing thin

'Cause everyone knows now

That every night now will be Steven's last night in town

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na