Country A$$ Shit

I don't wanna go to work

I don't wanna see my ex-girl

I don't wanna worry 'bout finding me my next girlfriend

At the bar where they charge your right arm for a cold can of PBR

Yeah, I don't wanna watch the news

I don't wanna pick the phone up

Don't wanna sit in traffic with an empty can of long cut

I've been doin' what I should be doin', and I'm losin' my Dodge Ram mind

'Cause I just wanna do country ass shit

With my country ass friends

With my country ass band

Havin' to make them dollar bills, y'all

Ask me how my country ass feels, y'all

Between workin' it off

And gettin' it chewed

There ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans

But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it

'Cause me and my country ass

Goin' fishin'

Yeah, I just wanna drink a beer

I just wanna get a line wet

Let the sun put some more red on my neck

Wave at the girls on their rental pontoons while my bass boat speakers go boom, boom

'Cause I just wanna do country ass shit

With my country ass friends

With my country ass band

Havin' to make them dollar bills, y'all

Ask me how my country ass feels, y'all

Between workin' it off

And gettin' it chewed

There ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans

But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it

'Cause me and my country ass

Goin' fishin'

Don't wanna shake no hands or tuck my shirt in

Pardon my French, Mama, if you're listening

But I just wanna do country ass shit

With my country ass friends

With my country ass band

Havin' to make them dollar bills, y'all

Ask me how my country ass feels, y'all

Between workin' it off

And gettin' it chewed

There ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans

But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it

'Cause me and my country ass

Goin' fishin'

There ain't much country ass left in these old blue jeans

But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it

'Cause me and my country ass

Goin' fishin'