Yacht Rock

Upstairs there's a band who sound like they've spent too long in their parents' record collection

Short haired yacht rockers

I sometimes catch them on the stairs with shopping

Their room, of course, fully furnished

Two below them and one below myself

A widower freemason with an eye for a bargain

I tried to learn his handshake

Sheerly by

Observation

The action of process of closely monitoring

A statement based on something one has seen, heard, or noticed

Something that you learn not by seeing boy, but watching

But you don't have a problem with that do you

Oh no no

In some ways I'm in your room to a greater degree than you are

And it wasn't always like this

I want them now, I want them always

I want to be told what I want and when I want it

Computer, play this song

And while you're at it tell me my name

Because I've lost my serial number

God forbid I'm off the grid

Ah! God forbid I'm off the grid