TONY ABBOTT HAS A MINISCULE DING DONG (feat. Sweet Ambience)

…And it’s quite clear, that we’re number one in the world, in uh, suicide. I couldn’t give a stuff!

Why are we gonna do it? This report tells us we should. Cause we’re number one in the world

They’ve all got parents, so commit suicide, Tony Abbott, yeah?

(Non-lyrical vocals)

I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn with hot men in it

I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn with hot men in it

Tony Abbott has a tiny little ding-dong

Me though, yeah, I have a really large one

Shooting you in the head with a submarine gun

Fuck, I meant to type submachine

Smoking on that Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

I will never get the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine

Pull up to the abandoned kitten, like “Damn, 150 grams of protein”

I am looking at gay porn on my computer screen

That bitch cum look like mayonnaise

Am I mentally stable? Nah, I’ve seen better days

I hate Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays

How often do I fuck bitches? Always

Oh, I forgot, this is meant to be a Tony Abbott callout

Shot that bitch in the head, yeah, he bled out

Then I fed that bitch 15 brussels sprouts

(Non-lyrical vocals)

I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn with hot men in it

I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn, I love gay porn with hot men in it

(Fuck you!)

(yelling)

Hi, my name is Jake, I was destined to fail

Me and my mum live at 12- (You can’t say that)

I went to jail, no one paid my bail

My mum’s quite a religious person, but she’ll go straight to hell

I said hello to a couple of mates

A fella named John who nearly died from the bong

Now if you’re listening to this song, shib shib means thong

So commit sui-sui-sui-suicide, Tony Abbott!

That all got picked up somewhat, by the way

You think anyone in the house is gonna hear this and be concerned?

Me too

My first feature, and I’m coughin’

He’s like a little ball of shit, right?

(Coughing)

Hi, this is Jacob, I’ll call you back

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