Doobie Ashtray

What ya gonna do when the people go home

And you wanna smoke weed, but the reefer's all gone and

Somebody had the nerve to take the herb out of the doobie ashtray

Why they do me that way?

What ya gonna do when your friends go home

And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone

Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray

Why they do me that way?

You probably don't have a big old house on the hill

But if you did, just imagine how would it feel

If your phone got disconnected, no cash and yo' gas cut off

And the gal that you had that was helping just stepped the **** off

She took the kid, the dog and the kitty

And everybody know you're at a low, they feel pity

And what's really **** up is now you're just normal

No more ****, no more clothes, can't go to the show 'cause it's formal

And you wonder

Why, why, why, why, why?

And you resort to getting high

But, ah, you can't find your stash

And you never took the time to ask yourself

What ya gonna do when the people go home

And you wanna smoke weed, but the reefer's all gone and

Somebody had the nerve to take the herb out of the doobie ashtray

Why they do me that way?

What ya gonna do when your friends go home

And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone

Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray

Why they do me that way?

You probably don't have a lot of money

But if you did, would you find it funny

If you lent it and you spent it

And you didn't invest

Or put it in the bank so we can gain some interest

You just went and got the biggest car you can find

And a couple of more just like it so your friends can follow behind

Never mind how much it cost, you copped the best weed to smoke

And for her a fur coat, you got jets skis and boats

And next thing, you're broke, ehh

And the yacht that ya got, it won't sail or float

You look back and try to catch someone's attention for help

You made a right at the light and they made the left and you ask yourself

What ya gonna do when the people go home

And you wanna smoke weed, but the reefer's all gone and

Somebody had the nerve to take the herb out of the doobie ashtray

Why they do me that way?

What ya gonna do when your friends go home

And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone

Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray

Why they do me that way?

Why they do me that way?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, hey, hey

Ain't no more doobies in the tray

What ya gonna do when the people go home, home, home?

Wanna smoke some weed but the reefer's all gone, gone, gone

What ya gonna do when your friends go home?

And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone, gone, gone, gone

All gone

Uh oh

I think I found, I found a, hey

I found a bag of weed

And it smell pretty mother**** good

I'ma call up some more patnahs, man, we finna smoke

Bring the cigars, ****

Ooh, yeah

Hey hey hey, yeah