Take One For the Team

We were out one night in the neon light, just me and my best friend Clay

Two girls at the bar turned around and started smiling and looking our way

Then Clay said mine is about as fine as a frog hair split three ways

All but yours my friend, I must admit is a bit of a butterface

So won't ya take one, won't ya take one

Take one for the team?

She ain't a just right, but in this light

She ain't the worst I've ever seen

I hate to say but when it's getting late and the pickin's get a little lean

Somebody's gotta take one, gotta take one, take one for the team

I said, "Now hang on, boy, why is it your choice is to who winds up with who?

Last time you picked I got that chick 'bout as ugly as a bowling shoe"

I'm a little scared still have nightmares from the last time I got burned

Kinda traumatized and it just seems like it oughta be your turn

So won't ya take one, won't ya take one

Take one for the team?

She ain't a just right but in this light

She ain't the worst I've ever seen

I hate to say but when it's getting late and the pickin's get a little lean

Somebody's gotta take one, gotta take one

Take one for the team

Now it's closing time and the girls are fighting and both of them are pointing my way

I was feeling cocky but it really rocked me when I heard the pretty one say

Won't you take one, won't you take one

Take one for the team?

He ain't a just right but in this light, he ain't the worst I've ever seen

I hate to say but when it's getting late, and the pickin's get a little lean

Somebody's gotta take one, gotta take one

Take one for the team

So won't you take one, won't you take one

Take one for the team?