Luna FM (Lee Rosevere Remix)

You just heard Deep Purple, “Space Truckin’” again,

Please, Jesus, send me some new compact discs, ok? Amen

“You’ll be a pioneer” they said, “the first DJ in space” they said,

And here I am, alone inside an insulated shed

I know I signed up, but I feel marooned

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon

And when I say we, I mean I, it’s just the station’s slogan

I’m sure I sound a bit more lonesome every time you hear it spoken

I have to do the weather now, which is always disappointing

Just don’t ever go outside, it’s either freezing or blood-boiling

Up next, “Planet Claire” by the B52s

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon

I miss when the stars were just ‘the stars,’ I miss watching seagulls fight

I miss sports, I even miss sports bars, I miss when nights were short enough to stay up all night

I miss forget-me-nots, I miss dandelions

All this place has got is rocks and science

Like household appliances all singing in tune

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon

Time for the news, no, there’s no news, any kind of event would be a hot commodity

I haven’t heard word from anyone. Honestly, it’s a space oddity

Thanks for tuning in, if anyone tuned in, I’ve got to shut it down now

Here’s our usual sign off, yes of course, it’s Europe, with “The Final Countdown”

I’ll be back quote tomorrow in the quote afternoon

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon

Bring me the Wizard and his magic balloon

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon

Like giving a telephone to a baboon

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon

It’s not how I remembered in the cartoons

You’re listening to Luna FM

We’re the sound of the moon