That Kind of Guy

I got A Love Supreme, I got a Soft Machine

I got the Dave Clark Five, I got Slade Alive

I got a Shonen Knife

I got Repeat When Necessary, Repeat When Necessary

I’m that kind of guy, that kind of guy

I got my MTV

I got Young MC

I got Bix Beiderbecke

Tattooed on my neck

I got “In the Street”

I got “Down on the Street”

I got the complete “Down on the Street” reliquary

I got Repeat When Necessary, Repeat When Necessary

I’m that kind of guy

I got 20 box sets of Rolling Stones,

Patti Boyd’s copy of A Stone Alone

I liked them best before Taylor left

I mean Dick, not Mick, I mean, what did you expect

I got Cocksucker Blues, I got “Starfucker” too

I got Brian Jones’ shoe from the bottom of the pool

I got Sail Away, I got Game Day

I got The Idle Race on the BBC, baby

I got all that boxed-up remaindered reminders of what was once to be

I carry a lot on my shoulders

I carry a lot inside my head

But what would happen if I didn’t?

Would you like me less instead?

I’m that kind of guy, that kind of guy