Time's Gettin' Tougher Than Tough

Well, money's gettin' cheaper

Prices gettin' steeper

Found myself a woman

Just couldn't keep her

Times gettin' tougher than tough

Things are gettin' rougher than rough

I make a lot of money

I just keep spendin' the stuff

Pork chops on the market

Asked the butcher for a pound

Couldn't buy a pork chop

Laid my money down

Times gettin' tougher than tough

Things are gettin' rougher than rough

I make a lot of money

I just keep spendin' the stuff

Well, I can't afford to live

But it costs too much to die

Undertaker's got a union

And it costs too much to die

Times gettin' tougher than tough

Things are gettin' rougher than rough

I make a lot of money

I just keep spendin' the stuff

Oh, I wanted a pork chop

Asked the butcher for the pound

I couldn't buy that pork chop

So I laid my money down

Times gettin' tougher than tough

Things are gettin' rougher than rough

I make a lot of money

I just keep spendin' the stuff

I can't afford to live

I guess I'll have to try

Undertaker's got a union

Costs too much to die

(Times gettin' tougher than) Times gettin' tougher than tough

Things are gettin' rougher than rough

I make a lot of money

I just keep spendin' the stuff