Fluffy Kitten

I have a fluffy kitten photo with a thousand of likes

Posted on the internet it's up on Facebook and it looks so nice

I'm not a dedicated user of their dubious platform

Nor a keyboard warrior but the picture is going down a storm

Fluffy Kitten chasing a clockwork mouse

With a toddler and a toilet roll in a modern suburban house

Strangers talk about it and write comments on my wall

I met a neighbour in the supermarket they said I don't know how you keep up with it all

I said it's just a fluffy kitten they said but oh so cute

And then we did a selfie, and they helped me put my shopping in the boot

Fluffy kitten sleeping in a biscuit tin unravelling a ball of wool

as Jeremy Beadle walks in

You've been framed right?

Next day I posted a video of a dachshund in a waistcoat behind the wheel of a toy car

And I'm sharing it with you now hoping you do the same

Fingers crossed everybody fingers crossed this one goes properly insane

Fluffy kitten you only went and saved my life

Now everybody loves you everybody says you're a delight

But you're a fluffy kitten taking over cyber space

And gathering your data stolen without a trace

Fluffy Kitten

So fluffy