me and my misses

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Saw her from across the room

Prada purse and dirty shoes shining in the mirrorball lighting

Tried to think of something smooth

I don't think she was amused, but you can't blame a guy for trying

Ooh, ooh

I asked her to dance but she said, "Not a chance," oh

Ooh, ooh

I was aiming for the fence but she put me on the bench

She walked out of here like a girl on mission

I made her disappear like a damn magician

Yeah, shooters take shots, and I struck out swinging

Tonight I'm going home, just me and my, me and my misses

Ran into her later on, after just a couple months

She came up and asked, "Whatcha drinking?"

Thought it was a sign from God

Till she turned and then walked off with the cup that I was just sipping

Ooh, ooh

I asked her to dance and she said she had plans

Ooh, ooh

I was aiming for the fence but she put me on the bench

She walked out of here like a girl on mission

I made her disappear like a damn magician

Yeah, shooters take shots, and I struck out swinging

Tonight I'm going home, just me and my, me and my misses

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Took off like a wild horse running

Cut me loose, left me with nothing

Thought it really could be something

Could be something till

She walked out of here like a girl on mission

I made her disappear like a damn magician

Yeah, shooters take shots, and I struck out swinging

Tonight I'm going home, just me and my, me and my misses

Ooh, ooh

Nah, nah, nah, nah

Me and my misses

Ooh, ooh

Ah yeah

Me and my, me and my misses