Best in Show Pt. IV

I survived a sacrificial ritual

I was gutted like a fish and stabbed by a shadow man from an ayahuasca cult

I floated down a black river into an ancient structure resembling Skeletor's lair

I got monkeypox in the 90's and I was sent to an institution where upon my arrival I introduced myself as one ot their new therapists

I ended up working there for three or four months before I lost my medical license and I ended up back on the streets

I met with the shadow man once again but this time his shroud was evaporated and he was glowing brilliantly like a white wizard

He led me to an ancient tomb in the subway systems of New York City where celebrity cabal was taking place

I then proceeded to steal Poseidons trident from the Navy Seals and they'll never get it back

Nor their access to heaven

If I grow up and get my own phrase "I can walk through walls"

If I grow up and get my own phrase "I can walk through walls"

I'm gonna find and orb with God inside of it

I'm gonna eat insects and amphibians just to slow down my immune system slowly slowly slowing down

Call the archdiocese

Call him right now

Get him on the phone

Get him to help me out a downpayment for my house

I need help

I need financial help

I need therapeutic help

I need spiritual help

I need all the help I can get man

I need access to heaven

I need access to heaven

I need access to heaven

Or aint none of this is gonna work out, none of it

No