Hooter's Girl

Good mornin'

It's good to see ya honey

Well, I'm runnin' red lights in this Pontiac Aztek

Feel like Walter White nearly gettin' in a wreck

Well I swerve into the lot

I see your Hummer's in its spot

That day you gave me more than just the check

You were what I'd call stout

And I'm what I'd call smart

The Hooter's on broad had us off to a good start

You took my order but you also took my heart

Like I'm tearing up these wings, you're tearin' me apart

So I'm wonderin'

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together?

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever?

Together

Forever

I said my over easy's won't win you over easily

But maybe I can take you to the Texas Roadhouse

We'll split some rolls and I'll go for the gold

I'll tell you I love you with my eyes on your blouse

You said now Ricky I don't think we're there yet

I'll bring you a to-go box, a refill and the check

With my heart in pieces, I shrunk in my seat

But I'll ask her again after my shift next week

But I wonder

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together?

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever?

Together

Forever

Now I sent this to my friend Billy Earl Boyd and he said

"Now Ricky, you've got the perfect country and western love song

But it's missin' a few things

You ain't got nothin' about gettin' drunk, Mama, trucks

Or about how you don't trust the government"

So he sent me back this verse and after reading it

I realized he had helped me write

The perfect country and western love song

So I felt obliged to put it on this here record

Here goes

Well, I was drunk at the Denny's, at work cookin' eggs

My mama pulled up in her truck and she ordered eggs

She said, "Now son, what's on your mind"

I said, "The United States late 60's involvement

In Southeast Asian genocides"

She said, "Jeez that's pretty heavy, anyway how'd the date go?"

I said "I lied to you, mama, she told me no"

She said "I'm sorry son, and it's okay

A Hooters girl and Denny's boy is a rare thing these days"

So I guess I'll always wonder

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together?

Oh

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever?

Oh

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together?

Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever?

Together

Forever