Piss in my PBR

Don't piss in my PBR and call it lemonade

Don't spit in a bowl and call it soup

Don't smack my face and say I'm blushin'

And don't lie to me when you say I love you

I saw the way you looked at Randy

At the Autozone on East Main

You got drunk on too many shandies

And started callin' me

By his name

So don't piss in my PBR and call it lemonade

Don't spit in a bowl and call it soup

Don't smack my face and say I'm blushin'

And don't lie to me when you say I love you

My buddy Billy said he caught you kissin' Randy

Billy said you even tried to kiss him too

Billy and him came to an understanding

Now Randy's missin' another tooth

So don't piss in my PBR and call it lemonade

Don't spit in a bowl and call it soup

Don't smack my face and say I'm blushin'

And don't lie to me when you say I love you

This ain't

This ain't

This ain't

This ain't

Lemonade

And I ain't

I ain't

I ain't

I ain't

I ain't

Randy

Lemonade

RANDY

So don't piss in my PBR and call it lemonade

(that ain't lemonade)

Don't spit in a bowl and call it soup

(that's just a ramekin of spit, yeahh)

Don't smack my face and say I'm blushin'

(don't smack me girl!)

And don't lie to me when you say I love you