Lyrics
Dance!
If you really want to know how to dance
Stop listening to shitty rock bands
When you go on a trip to the city of romance
Practice taking off your pants as fast as you can
You look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon
I mean don't lean on me, oh
Dance like the monks (Monks), dance like the punks (Punks)
Dance like the shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog (Dog), dance like a frog (Frog)
Dance like the beauty and the beast
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
We all die in the end, yeah
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Just be yourself once again, yeah, yeah
Dance like the monks!
If you really want to know how to have fun
First of all, take your hand off the gun
You don't have to go 1-on-1 against Michael Jordan
Don't be ashamed to turn around and run
You look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon
I mean don't lean on me, oh
Dance like the monks (Monks), dance like the punks (Punks)
Dance like the shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog (Dog), dance like a frog (Frog)
Dance like the beauty and the beast
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
We all die in the end, yeah
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Just be yourself once again
Let's dance!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Dance as you please
You are free
Dance like the monks (Monks), dance like the punks (Punks)
Dance like the shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog (Dog), dance like a frog (Frog)
Dance like the beauty and the beast
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
We all die in the end, yeah
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
Just be yourself once again, yeah, yeah
Dance like the monks!
Written by: Mah
