The Great Bamboozary

Stayed awake through many long nights

Dreamin’ I made songs

To fall asleep mid day

Skid with the brakes on

Tryin’ to chase papes

Blatantly late the face long

Fate achieved greatness

No makeup to cake on

Dawn is upon us

Reflection in the mirror is clearer then ever

Now tell me what you see

Stay visibly pretty ready and

Intellectually prepared to receive knowledge most

People start studying me when they reach collage

Too many are merely critics though

If you don’t know me by now

That’s criminal, wow

Let me show you how it works listen

The darkness at the heart of your soul leads to prison

Deaf dumb to blind, nixed time is irrelevant

Scientists consider my minds eye an element

Quasi development

Got em’ all saying that my nature is benevolence

nope, there’s no evidence yo

(It’s all part of) The Great Bamboozary

(Politics) The Great Bamboozary

(Money’s part of) The Great Bamboozary

(Most religions are) The Great Bamboozary

Contrary to many men of similar statuses

I speak clearly yet to say they fear me is inadequate

Precise as an abacus

Compare me to you

PS deliveries stay on time in immaculate condition upon arrival

No questions of Cap

Consider me the universes most marvel

For my spit you gotta get your goggles

With just a word

The earth shakes and bakes

Reality wobbles, I digress

That’s speaking minimal levels

From bass to treble best wait for the waves to settle

To get your life back on track and yes sir

Everything I state is all facts

And make sure, to triple check your health

You can’t see me, but everything I say is felt

Ya’ll so preemie

Don’t make me have to pull my belt

And turn meanie even if you don’t feel it

Welt the truth feeds me

It’s all part of) The Great Bamboozary

(Politics) The Great Bamboozary

(Money’s part of) The Great Bamboozary

(Most religions are) The Great Bamboozary