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Welcome to the Roe Jorgan Experience Podcast Experience , your host, Roe Jorgan, the podcast expert (yeah)

Episode 420 with our special guest, Pink Reid:

Professional, amateur, former VP of S.W.A.G,

And soon to be the first trapper on Mars

So, I gotta ask, what are you sippin' on?

Well this is-

This is Sebring's Finest Elixir and uh- I got a whole pot over there if you wanna try some as well

I'm gonna have to pass

I'm more of an AP tapwater kind of guy

Keeps me sober

I mean that's fair enough-

Speaking of sober

I been hearing about in your interviews that you've been struggling with drug addiction?

Tell me about how using horse tranquilizers helped you quit smoking weed

Yeah, so I was smoking weed once, and like, I was just addicted bro

I've not smoked since, but like

That one time I just- I just knew I was addicted and so I started doing horse tranq like, twice an hour and it just really mellows me out

Hold on- I gotta do it right now actually

*Injects horse tranquilizers into their bloodstream*

Ahem, sorry about that it just- thirty minutes go by-

Anyway, um, but there's this new supplement I've been on and it's actually rhino pills

It keeps me hard all the time

Especially in these streets you have to stay hard, know what I'm sayin'?

Honestly, in my opinion I think everyone should be on rhino pills

So you're saying everyone in America should be hard?

Fuck yeah, everyone should be hard at all times dude

And while we're on the topic of being hard

I use to always dream about-

We're getting a little off topic

Jimmy, pull up a clip of Pink Reid's newest album

(what)

Glove don't fit (what what)

Glove don't fit

Glove don't fit (No stop-)

It go, white bronco (Fuck, stop, this is not the song I wanted y'all to play)

(Stop playing this fucking song)

Jimmy move the fuck outta my way, I'm gonna play the song I actually wanted y'all to hear

(fuck outta my way Jimmy)

Look-

We cannot play this on the podcast for legal reasons

I know you did not just kill Jimmy for that bullshit

I've known Jimmy for twelve fucking years (bro, bro listen-)

He was there for my artificial horse insemination (Mr. Jorgan please! It's not that deep)

He was there for my first investment in DogeCoin (Bro)

He helped me commit voter fraud (shut the fuck up and listen to me)

And you just killed him

WHAT THE FUCK

Shut the fuck up and listen to me

Thank you

Look at it this way Mr. Jorgan

We're the first to discuss this, on OUR podcast

You don't own shit bruh-bruh

I am forty years old, this is not the face you want me to be making when you're on my podcast

Jimmy-Two, remove this man at once

Jimothy get your fucking hands off me, bruh

Roe you are forty years old hating on me because I got it figured out and you can't even crack 3 monthly listeners on your shitty ass podcast

I bet your mom fucks your dad in the ass, animal style

Fuck Jimmy, fuck Jimmy-Two

Pink Reid on all platforms

Sebring's Finest, out