Uncle Fred

Uncle Fred's a Jesus freak

He thinks about him in his sleep

Life is but a dream they say

But he dreams about him every day

He's in a rut

Just wants to nut

Just like a dog

He can't look up

Is that a myth?

Or is it faith

Best to stop thinking 'cause it just gets in the way

U-N-C-L-E F-R-E-D

He's a Jesus freak

He's on his knees but not just to pray

Taking confessions not for today

Sleeps on the alter

Waiting for father

Fears for the after

Life is a bastard

His head is fucked

I guess he's stuck

Just like a dog

He can't look up

Is that a myth?

Is he okay?

Best to stop thinking 'cause it just gets in the way

U-N-C-L-E F-R-E-D

He's a Jesus freak

You are a freak

Just like me

Believe

He's a Jesus freak

Uncle Fred's a Jesus freak

Uncle Fred's a Jesus freak

Uncle Fred's a Jesus freak

Uncle Fred's a Jesus freak