Mammogram

They slap your kitties into a vice

 It don't feel naughty and it doesn't feel nice

You hold your breath and count to ten

Until they say you can breathe again

No Misters or gentlemen

It's Miss, Mrs. and maybe trans.

Yes ma'm it's your mammogram

They smack your breasts onto a slab

Like a side show contortionist in a jam

The slab is cold and the room is drab

Radiation leaking into your pores

The technician looks totally bored

Suck it up. Do it some more

God Damn. Tt's your mammogram.

Mammogram

Grand Slam

In a jam

We're built for babies and to bear pain

If men had to do this, they' d go insane

It's something from the Middle Age.

Radiation leaking into your pores

This is such an odious chore

Compression on your mammary glands

God damn. It's your mammogram

Mammogram

Grand Slam

In a jam

Mammogram

Mammogram

Mammogram

Mammogram